1. fuckyeahjaymamays:

    halftiming:

    TED: These clubs are supposed to be fun, right? Why do I hate them so much?
    COAT CHECK GIRL: Because all of the stuff you’re supposed to like… usually sucks.

    COAT CHECK GIRL: See, if everyone keeps telling you something is supposed to be fun, it’s usually not.
    TED: Right? So by that logic, if you and I were to say, go on a date…
    COAT CHECK GIRL: Then we couldn’t go anywhere that’s supposed to be fun.
    TED: Right, the DMV it is.
    COAT CHECK GIRL: Then we’ll get our teeth cleaned.

    Jayma Mays as the Coat Check Girl in “How I Met Your Mother.” (1x05)

    Guidance? Check. Hygiene? Check.

     Coat Check Girl, who was neither seen nor heard from again. :’[ :’[